XP source code

This was leaked and passed on to me by a good friend and i figured i'd post it here

/* Windows XP source code */

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Whistler(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 2000
*/

#include "DOS.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win2k.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL_HARD

Large_object make_prog_look_big[9999999999];

void main()
{

        while(!CRASHED)

    {

        display_copyright_message();
        display_bill_rules_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        if (first_time_installation)

    {

        make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
        do_nothing_loop();
        totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
        search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();
        hang_system();

    }

        write_something(anything);
        display_copyright_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        do_some_stuff();
        if (still_not_crashed)

    {

        display_copyright_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        basically_run_windows_3.1();
        do_nothing_loop();
        do_nothing_loop();

    }

    }

        if (detect_cache())
        disable_cache();
        if (fast_cpu())

    {

        set_wait_states(lots);
        set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
        set_mouse(action, jumpy);
        set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");*/
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */    
    printf("Welcome to Windows XP");

    if (system_ok())

        crash();

    else

        system_memory = open("C:\swp0001.swp",

            O_CREATE);

    while(something)

    {

        sleep(5);
        get_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(5);

    }

        create_general_protection_fault();
}